Hello again, readers, its been a while. We’ll be honest, we’ve been busy.
Factions of the renegade Issue Zero Magazine have been off the radar for too long, but in some minds, not long enough.
And for those lucky citizens, a jolly get your ass some insurance, because summer’s coming. Fast. There will little warning, and it will be very quiet, but at least you’ll get it. Or not. We’re not your damn kindergarten teacher.
I don’t want to alarm anyone but there are several new players this season, of whom which have shown great potential.
I’m actually pretty excited, even though all it takes for me to get excited is oxygen, but really though, its getting to be a little hard to keep calm enough to take a piss.
That’s all for now everyone.
Remember… eat your veggies.
Every last fucking one of them, or so help me God…