You can't tell me that there is a God, and then tell me that revenge and justafiable retrabution is a man-made concept, especially when you consider that irony is a random consequence.
In the defence of a man that, not only held a large knife collection and used to collect unpiad monies for unnnamed parties from definately unnameable peopele, I say to nobody in particular, anybody that dies with a secret, passes it on.
Here's a couple from the man, not the myth.
- When making a "heaters" pizza, always pour bannana pepper juice on it to burn the customers asshole the next day.
- You can drink as much as you want, and do what ever you want, but if you loose a fight, you're fired.
- If your general gait and smell of war excreating from your brow can't offer the same level of intimadation that the beard of a lynx, coke-bottle glasses, and a hellahuge beer gut do, then you're clearly doing something wrong.
- Always size your oppenent up against the door of a pizza oven.
Wise words, Jimbo, Wise words.
Get some fuckin sleep, buddy, I know you ain't Restin' In Peace.
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