ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE: ISSUE ZERO: AUDIO BRANDING TRAUMA

FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Thursday, February 7, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: AUDIO BRANDING TRAUMA

Am I louder than everyone else, or can I just hear myself better that other people and other audible vibration? I'll tell you, I'll tell you all, from very far away.
If your anything at all, even a remote, tiny crumb of resemblance of me, you've found yourself in front of a gigodamnedgantic stack of speakers at a concert, and recognize you are probably, maybe in the eyes of God itself, much inferior to its vision and balance destroying output.
Then there's those times when the song's over, and every one cheers.
And when that finally subsides, you can still hear me.
Sometimes, and by that, I mean almost always, you can hear me while the song is still playing.
Does this add to the whole experience? You're fuckin right it does. Unlike some people that get lost in the sound of cellphone vibrating, I, like the rest of the life-hungry members of this hellbent consortum, can project.
My voice is just like my craft. Loud.
If you got something to say, stand the fuck up and speak your piece.
Don't, and be the gap in poorly kerned text in a text nobody's gonna fuckin read anyways.
PROJECT YOUR OPINIONS.