ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE: ISSUE ZERO: MAD LOVE

FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: MAD LOVE

I love you,
and I'm not sayin that to be cute or poetic or romantic, baby...I'm fuckin serious...
Yeah, thats right, I ain't gotta sugar it up, cuz buttercup, you got enough to have a glorified barber rip every one one of the teeth outta my head, baby, you heard what I said...
I'm fuckin serious...yeah, thats right, like fuckin cancer.
People are gonna say congradulations, and the others are gonna sound like flatulations, but there aint no debating, that my love for you is deeper then the Superior basin, and the intellect of asians,
thats right, I'm serious...
I love you.