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FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

ISSUE ZERO:Chemicalrobotiks:Chocolate

Everyone has seen the Lg Chocolate phone. They were pushed really hard about a year ago as a stylish and cool multimedia phone. They can shoot nice pictures and videos that can be easily uploaded through blue tooth or by plugging the memory stick into your computer. They are also able to play Mp3s, either uploaded by you or bought on the online music store you access through the browser. All and all it's it seems like the total package but in reality this phone is barely functional.

Being able to hear your ring is easily one of the most important part of any phone. If you cant hear it go off and you never answer it then why have it? well, you wouldn't, and this is the first major flaw of this product, you NEVER hear it go off...EVER. I can't even tell you how many calls I have missed because of this fucking phone. The other major flaw of the phone is once you're on it it's so quiet you can barely hear what the other person is saying. This phone is cold shit, and whats worse is that one day, out of the blue, I pull this steaming pile out of my pocket only to realize the screen is totally smashed in and useless. I didn't drop it before hand, sleep on it, step on it, nothing, and there it was, broken as fuck. Needless to say I was pissed and now I plan to take this phone to the limits, to see how much it really can take.

So far:
*multiple cigarettes have been put out in the phone
*played hack with the phone for about an hour
*set on fire(check youtube for the video)
*ground beer caps into the body and screen

Ps - thanks for the fire crackers Skull Man

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