A STRONGHOLD OF PROFESSIONAL ARTISTS, MUSICIANS, WRITERS, AND CERTIFIABLE A-1 LUNATIC GUERRILLA PROMOTERS OF OUR GREAT FROZEN TUNDRA. WE GOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR....

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FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Monday, December 22, 2008

THE BORN DESTROYERS @ QUEEN AND BATHURST.

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE WENT TO THE BIG BOP AT QUEEN AND BATHURST TO SEE THE BORN DESTROYERS. WE HAD A KILLER GOOD TIME. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF AT A BORN DESTROYER SHOW, AND YOU AREN'T FULLY GOING APE-SHIT-NUTS, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE STAGE THAT THEY CAN SEE YOU, OR YOUR SORRY ASS IS TOAST.
BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T GET YOU, I SURE AS FUCK WILL.
LONG LIVE HEAVY METAL.

BY THE WAY, THE CONTEST MENTIONED IN THIS VIDEO IS LEGIT, IF YOU CAN DESIGN THE FEARED "VAGINA MONSTER" DESCRIBED IN THIS VIDEO, AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE TO THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN, THE BORN DESTROYERS AND ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE, WILL HOOK YOU THE FUCK UP.

SEND ENTREES TO WWW.ISSUEZERO@GMAIL.COM

ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE PRESENTS: THE BORN DESTROYERS.

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SEE? WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW WIPE YOUR CHIN AND GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR WALLET, GET YOUR BORN DESTROYERS TICKET, AND GO GET YOUR HEAD THOROUGHLY PULVERIZED AT THE OPERA HOUSE THIS SATURDAY AT 9:30, FOR ANOTHER INSTALMENT OF THE TYPE OF ROCK AND ROLL THAT MIGHT JUST SAVE THE GOD DAMNED WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

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