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FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Thursday, January 24, 2008

issue zero: a reason to drink.

I don't have brain damage, I know cuz I feel fine. if thats not enough for you you should go to OCAD, and get yourself a really pretentious vocabulary and freeze it in your fridge, wrap it in a towel covered in broken light bulb glass and rape yourself with it. I don't care which hole, just do it.
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Lorna said...

Your list of demands reads like the wounded journal pages of a soul that has suffered three lifetimes amidst pretentious, aspiring artists confined within an even more ostentatious building...wounded pages that somehow promise the sort of revenge on self-proclaimed artists that only someone with as much ingenuity such as the sixth bearer of his name could ever accomplish.

January 24, 2008 at 11:17 AM

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