ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE: ISSUE ZERO: Cantina Charlie, Strap your diaper tight, cuz I'm the shit you can't handle.

FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Friday, February 1, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: Cantina Charlie, Strap your diaper tight, cuz I'm the shit you can't handle.

Within the first couple weeks at OCAD, some dangerously adventuous-type deposited a bunch of flyers to a bar called Cantina Charlie's. At first, I was on the warpath. Who in their right mind puts something like that in my locker? They clearly had no idea what they were doing, because the desired effect is going to be missed. My lovely Fiance and I are going there tonight. Few will be remembered, many will remember it.
Cantina Charlie's, your ass is ours.
not your pimp's.