ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE: ISSUE ZERO: Nine Times Outta Ten.

FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Saturday, February 2, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: Nine Times Outta Ten.

If you put a stripper pole in a club, you can bet that with in the first swarm of women to see it, will play on that thing. In fact, if you put a stripper pole in church, you can pretty much bet that thing is gonna see some kind of use. If they put a stripper pole on the moon, right where they used to have the American flag, NASA would be a booming industry. If there was a stripper pole beside every smouldering chemical exhaust chimney, you could bet the god damned farm and all the livestock that the global warming issue would at least take a small turn for the better.