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Friday, February 8, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: MINDSIGHT destroys compititon @ NEU+RAL, in Kensington Market.


I go to OCAD. Don't hold against me. Most people say to me, "you don't look like you go to OCAD..." and that's the way it's gonna stay. I met a guy at the U of T Co-op on Spadina and his buddies, and found out the day my good screamers in the band MINDSIGHT were playing, (closing the show with a bullet) so were they. Two good buddies playing the same club a the same date, it felt pretty good.

Now, the fact that I brought a fifth of Smirnof Vodka to the show, and tainted every beer that I drank, didn't in any way make me rock out harder, cuz that would be imfuckinpossible.

These guys are like all the members Mudvayne and System of a Down, impaled with 500 drum sticks rolling down an escalator while it's going up, all at once.


What?

Don't believe me?

Why don't you get off your fuckin purse for the bank-breaking $6, get yourself a clean pair of panties, and check out their show at the Silver Dollar on February 28.


Years ago, I gave my buddy Lenny Farmer a bass riff, that he later developed into a song called "March for a Mad Man." I not only happen to be that Mad Man, but I'm also a madman. Listening to that tune was so goddamned killer, I had to take his brother in a head lock, march him around, until I, possibly by accident, introduced his face to someguys shoulder. Sorry about that, Pills.

Right, the point here is this: they're playing the Horseshoe Tavern on Queen Street on Valentine's Day, and the Silver Dollar on the 28th, and if you ever, even once, said you support Canadian artists and musicians, and you don't show up to these shows, then, like Snoop said, "You're more of a bitch that a bitch."


Fuck that, you don't even have to say anything, if you don't go, you're a bitch, and instead of getting stomped at a wicked metal show, you should hide, and try to be very quiet while you knit your poodles another pair of booties, pansy.


MINDSIGHT, I'm fuckin proud to know you all.

Unfortunately for some fuckin lily-dippers out there,
maybe too much so.

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