ISSUE ZERO: Chemical Robotiks: Energy Drunk

There have been a lot of stories in the news and on the internet about a new drink consisting of red bull energy drink and vodka. Most of the people who consume this drink praise it as a party starter and the reporters condemn it as a health risk. I personally love the drink, and after some experimentation have found a mix thats even better. Here goes:

Instead of using red bull(because it is in a small can, costs more and actually doesn't pack as much of a hit as other energy drinks) substitute it for Monster. Its a larger can, it tastes better and it packs way more of a punch then red bull. now instead of vodka use Bacardi Big Apple. Its an apple flavored rum but they didn't go short of the alcohol percentage. The number one thing this drink has going for it is the mix ratio. You can honestly fill 75 - 80% of you cup with rum and top off with monster and it will still taste good. In the end the drink is very fruity tasting, is really pleasing to most people, and will glow bright toxic yellow under a black light(I have no idea why) Drinking this is very different then most alcoholic mixes. you actually don't feel as drunk as you normally would but you are also full of energy so if your at a party prepare to be bouncing around but still drunk as fuck. You will have a good time. I guarantee it.

The negative: once the caffeine wears off your absolutely swamped. Its like all the alcohol you drank(and with this mix you can drink a shit load) hits you at once and your out for the count.

Either way, if your looking for a new drink mix to try give this one a whirl. Its tasty, gets you hammered, and glows like radio active waste. what more could you ask for?