ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE: ISSUE ZERO: MUSEUM STATION, GO FUCKIN FIGURE.

FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Thursday, April 3, 2008

ISSUE ZERO: MUSEUM STATION, GO FUCKIN FIGURE.

Lets say you wanted to know how the Hell I got this picture, then lets say you could even get me to tell you, but could I let you live? I don't fuckin think so. On top of that, just to fuck with you, and to "stir the pot," I'll say this, I didn't need an Exacto knife, or a drop of liquor, or even a nap in a dark corner until everyone at the Museum Station booth went beddy-bye.
Oh no, far less effort was required for this little adventure...
Which should send a God-damned wake-up call to my ever-ready gate-crasher instincts....
ISSUE ZERO IS ONE GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. BILLY SHATTNER, LOVE YOUR SHIT, BUT YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

1 comment:

Chemical Robotiks said...: holy fuck! I didn't realize that people are only just seeing this now. if leaking pictures before the media even knows about it doesn't give you street cred nothing will.; April 9, 2008 at 7:23 AM