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FOR ALL LAWYERS AND CONCERNED CITIZENS

THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
1 STICKER PLACEMENT ON SOUGHT AFTER, GENRE AND STYLE-SPECIFIC PRODUCTS, I.E. CD'S, CLOTHING, BOOKS AND SIGNS,
2 USE OF STENCILS AND AEROSOL, INK,
3 POSTERS AND TICKET TAPING,
4 RAISING AWARENESS IN ANY FORM, AND IN ANY ELEMENT, OR MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE ACTIONS OF RENEGADE, GUERRILLA PROMOTIONS OFFICERS WHO RAISE OUR FLAG.

THX, MGMT

Friday, October 3, 2008

Issue Zero MagazIne: 100 Entrees

Well, look at us go.
100 posts,
That's fuckin wicked for a bunch of free range types.
Fluff?
Anywhere?
Not on our watch. Oh no, Only the finest in shaded humour, violence, personal endangerment, insightful commentary, delusional exploits, gate-crashing, hammer-throwing wooden pallet competitions and full on, 5 Alarm Grimey, Renka Inkome ClickN attack campaigns.
I'm proud as all Hell on Earth could be. And to the rest of the contributing members, all of you know who you are, cuz if you gotta ask, TRY HARDER.

Bar tenders, venue owners, security, movie makers, pile drivers, graphic designers, grafittists, HUSTLERS. Videographers, musicians, writers, professional drivers that don't ask questions, spot givers, favour takers, sound guys, nut-case roadies, tattooists, after-hour garrets, dial a bottle, OCAD (bitter sweet), George Brown Collage, Gorilla Monsoon, T-shirt makers, vandals, poets, basements with no windows, blue skys and hurricane alerts, concrete, Tim Hortins you fuckin pusher, James Ready and the Old Mill Ice, stolen internet, parasitical promotional campaigns, parole violators, relentless advocacy of the dark Lord, paranoia, HEAVY METAL AND GANGSTER RAP, recon, hot tips, chemistry, people on the inside, experiments with alcohol and caffeine, and one big hell yeah to the crime Voltron.
We love it. All Of it.

And this is just getting started.

WE ARE OFFICIALLY INERTIA-FREE.
(Not you, NP, we mean antigravity-wise)

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