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THE METHODS OF PERSUASION USED BY THE ISSUE ZERO MAGAZINE "STREET TEAM" ARE COMMITTED BY A FACTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATION, AND THOUGH WE SUPPORT THEM IN VOICE, THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT OUR OWN.

OBJECTIVES SUCH AS:
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THX, MGMT

Saturday, January 26, 2008

issue zero: Clutch @ the phoenix, Feb. 24. 08

You ever go to a concert and way before you get to the palce you know already you are going to get hurt, do something stupid and probably get ejected unceremoniously?
Me too.
Let's hope for our hero that this is not the case. This will be the fourth time that I'll see these guys perform in our fanGATDAMtastic town, and five if you include that commadore show in Vancity back in '00.
I was born into a dryway bucket during a sound check at a lovely ear-rupturing 110 decibles, I fear no evil, and there are subwoofers from the KEE to bala which had horns big enough for me to violate with my head. So, when I say that I'm going to have a great time during the show, is likely to be translated by my merry band of loose cannons as a "barricade the Green room, DEADMAN cometh."
I have this tendency to gate-crash. It's a bad habit my old man got me on to. Who the hell wants to pay to get in anywhere? Better question, once you have to pay to get in, doesn't that pretty much entitle you to the food and beer at the backstage party?
You're GAT DAM right it does.

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